Everything In Between Here and There: Wordless Wednesday

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Things I have learned in my 38 years...

Making friends with your fast will get you a visit from a man in a blue uniform.
No matter where you put your keys in your purse, they will always be found at the bottom.
No matter how far you run, God is always there.
You cannot open your front door with the keyless entry remote for your car.
You cannot start your car with the keyless entry remote for your car.
You cannot open your Hubby's truck with the keyless entry remote for your car.
I am a child of the Most High God. Adopted into His family and saved by His grace.

Things I have learned since becoming a Mom...

My kiss can single handedly take away the pain of my children.
The best way to ward off door to door salesman is to set the diaper pale outside next to your front door.
It really is possible to change a 20 month old in your airplane seat (to those of you who say gross...seriously...after 18 hours on a plane...do you think I care?)
I would pay any amount of money for an Ergo Carrier
It take about 48 hours to start enacting the 10 second rule (I think many refer to it as the 20 second rule...but I'm not there yet)
It takes about 72 hours for your little one to have their first boo boo.
It is really hard to discipline a child when they look so darn cute being so bad.
Hearing your child who desperately needs to take a nap cry "mama, mama" over and over again as he lays in his crib has got to be one of the hardest things to listen to.